WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
when youre leaving class and the teacher gives a last minute assignment
rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out